Ode to 11C

Dear 11C:
I am curious as to why you stayed seated next to me even though there are 105 coach seats on an Airtran 717 and maybe 40 people on board. I was hoping you would move over to 10D to give you an open middle. Heck, *I* would have moved to 10D if Airtran didn’t pack me into the window seat like a sardine. You just sat there reading your book and ignored all the open seats all around you.